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    assistedsass:

    Sometimes I get asked what I believe in, and then people don’t believe me.

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    • 1 day ago
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  • assistedsass:

    I just realized

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    • 1 week ago
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  • assistedsass:

    The main time white people want to say nigger is when they’re asking why they can’t say nigger or proving that it’s okay to say nigger, because our reaction gives it the power.

    No no no, they never use the word nigger to belittle or demean someone, because that would be racist.

    If you felt belittled or demeaned, you have to stop, because they’re not being racist.

    In fact, by feeling these feelings towards white people just because they said the word nigger NOT INTENDING TO BE RACIST, well, that is racist, maybe a little bit more racist than saying the word nigger in the first place.

    This is the logic going through people’s brains.

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    • 2 weeks ago
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  • assistedsass:

    I think the scariest thing about possible criticisms to your art, whatever it is, is not that people won’t get it.

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    • 2 weeks ago
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  • assistedsass:

    Do good things for people. Go out of your way to do nice things.

    I swear to you: you will not feel any better. You will not feel like a good person. You will feel a bit more moral for at most 12 minutes after you’ve done it, and then shit again.

    But if you do bad things, you’ll feel like shit and deserve it, so you might as well die a hero. 

    A tragic, sad, ultimately useless hero.

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    • 2 weeks ago
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    • 3 weeks ago
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  • assistedsass:

    That drug post makes me really angry bc it is a completely unnecessary set of circumstances resulting from incompetent leadership.

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    • 3 weeks ago
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  • assistedsass:

    If you look closely, Onix has less HP, Attack, and Special Attack than Spearow.

    This giant snake made of boulders is physically weaker than a baby sparrow.

    And also they move at the same speeds.

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    • 4 weeks ago
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  • assistedsass:

    Have you ever heard someone say “show, don’t tell” and wondered what that meant?

    That’s because they just told you to show instead of tell instead of actually showing you.

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    • 4 weeks ago
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  • Who?

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    • 4 weeks ago
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